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I swear this has some really great stuff. Content is courtesy of Bluth Ipsum.

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

Fun and failure both start out the same way.